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Total Medals Earned: 68 (From 25 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,245 Points

Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Out With a Ding Unlocked 9/15/10
25 Points
Beat the Game
Brain 10 Points The more thoughtful problem solver.
Brawn 10 Points The more aggressive problem solver.
Lucky Rabbit's Foot Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/95 points)

Apples in the Tree

Skull Beneath the Skin Unlocked 9/15/10
10 Points
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Children of the Grave 5 Points Reach the graveyard
Coward 5 Points Just leave
Dreamer 10 Points You dream your life away
Mrs Nice Girl 25 Points You are such a sweet sweet thing
When You're Evil 25 Points Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Goodnight Demon Slayer 50 Points Slay 20 demon bastards
Smashing Pumpkins 50 Points Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Tornado of Souls 50 Points Escape the Tornado of Souls
Fan Number 1 100 Points Get an autograph from Ozzy

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/330 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/24/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/13/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Crystal Story

The King of Slime Unlocked 9/15/11
5 Points
Defeat King Slime
Explore 7 5 Points Explore 7 floors
Om Nom 5 Points Feed your pet 5 food items
Warp 7 5 Points Discover 7 warps
Agent Defender 10 Points Beat Zombie Defense on Hard
Armory Master 10 Points Upgrade equipment 20 times
Be Like Paper 10 Points Defeat Rock
Bop on the Head 10 Points Defeat Bop
Explore 15 10 Points Explore 15 floors
Fighting Love 10 Points Spend 30 points on the Fighter Tech Tree
Heal Please 10 Points Spend 30 points on the Healer Tech Tree
Hunter 10 Points Collect 20 types of monsters in the Bestiary
Level 10 10 Points Have one character reach level 10
Level 25 10 Points Have one character reach level 25
Level 5 10 Points Have one character reach level 5
Mage Mastery 10 Points Spend 30 points on the Mage Tech Tree
Rare 10 Points Defeat one of the three rare monsters in the game
Rich Person 10 Points Acquire a total of 50,000 Gold
Rock and Rawr 10 Points Defeat Rock Twice
Rogue Squadron 10 Points Spend 30 points on the Rogue Tech Tree
Stuffed! 10 Points Feed your pet 30 food items
Warp 15 10 Points Discover 15 warps
Well I Didn't Vote For You 10 Points Defeat 5 Kings in the Wanted List
What, No Gravy? 10 Points Defeat Bop Twice
Beastmaster 25 Points Complete the Bestiary
Expert Defense 25 Points Beat Zombie Defense on Expert
Explore 30 25 Points Explore 30 floors
Kingslayer 25 Points Defeat all the Kings in the Wanted List
Level 50 25 Points Have one character reach level 50
Missing Cat 25 Points Complete the MISSING quest line
Slayers Dargon 25 Points Defeat Dargon
Stolen Hearts 25 Points Complete the STOLEN quest line
Warp 30 25 Points Discover all warps
Ultimate Slayers Dargon 50 Points Defeat Ultimate Dargon
Nyan Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/35 (5/500 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 7/7/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Unlocked 7/7/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Doodle God

Doodle Almost-God Unlocked 7/7/10
10 Points
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Doodle Demi-God Unlocked 7/7/10
10 Points
Unlock half the category groups.
Doodle True-God Unlocked 7/7/10
50 Points
Discover all elements.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)

Elf Story

Arrow Death Unlocked 3/2/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Arrow To The Neck Unlocked 3/2/13
5 Points
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach Unlocked 3/2/13
5 Points
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Baseball Bat Unlocked 3/2/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Fanboy Unlocked 3/2/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Got Bombs Unlocked 3/2/13
5 Points
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle Unlocked 3/2/13
5 Points
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword Unlocked 3/2/13
5 Points
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 3/2/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 3/2/13
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation Unlocked 3/2/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull Unlocked 3/2/13
5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Start Unlocked 3/2/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Electrocuted Unlocked 3/2/13
10 Points
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 3/2/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Goober Unlocked 3/2/13
10 Points
You found the Goober action figurine!
Spin Attack Unlocked 3/2/13
10 Points
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Stabbered Unlocked 3/2/13
10 Points
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You Should Block Unlocked 3/2/13
10 Points
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller Unlocked 3/2/13
25 Points
You found the video game controller!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 3/2/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Extra Kupo 5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Beatdown 10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 21/44 (175/500 points)

EON

PILGRIM Unlocked 3/2/10
10 Points
Complete the entire first ring of levels.
JUDGE 10 Points Rate 5 or more user levels.
EXPLORER 25 Points Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.
JUNIOR 25 Points Complete the first level under par in all three categories.
JURY 25 Points Rate 50 or more user levels.
AMATEUR 50 Points Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.
LEGEND 50 Points Complete all three rings of levels.
PRO 50 Points Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.
CHAMPION 100 Points Complete all levels under par in all three categories.
EXECUTIONER 100 Points Rate 100 or more user levels.

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/445 points)

Gretel and Hansel Part 2

Got Wood? Unlocked 10/9/10
5 Points
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Gut Busting Unlocked 10/9/10
5 Points
Step on the trap
Saviour Unlocked 10/9/10
5 Points
Keep both dinner guests alive
Bad Doggy 5 Points Race the wolf... and lose
Between a Rock and a Hard Rock 5 Points Get crushed
Big Brother 5 Points Rescue Gretel
Free Bird 5 Points Teach hansel how to fly
Frosty Impaler 5 Points Be too greedy
Here Doggy! 5 Points Give a dog a bone
Metal Meal 5 Points Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Never Hit an Old Man 5 Points Disrespect your elders
Revenge 5 Points Beat a dead horse
Sensory Overload 5 Points Reveal the bridge
Slayer 5 Points Slay the beast
Snip Snip 5 Points Get cut
Spiked 5 Points Get the pit death
Ssssssurprise! 5 Points Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Swan Dive 5 Points Go for a swim
Weather Master 5 Points Solve the weather puzzle
Where's My Arm? 5 Points Pet the teddy
A Trusty Hat 10 Points Give Rufus back his hat
A Woman's Tears 10 Points Free Emma
Till Part 3... 10 Points Complete the game
Grimm Master 2 25 Points Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Birdie Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headless Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Liberal Animation Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sorceress Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Your Head Essplode! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Holy Shhhhhh Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/190 points)